Politics
VIDEO!! Beautiful NRM MP Narrates How Her Husband Beats Her Like A Dog , Forces Her S*x – Pleads For Security Guards From Parliament
In a stunning turn of events, Kaliro District Woman MP Brenda Namukuta shattered her silence in parliament, revealing a shocking tale of domestic abuse at the hands of her husband.
During Tuesday’s plenary session, Namukuta emotionally pleaded for protection, not from political foes, but from her martial arts-obsessed spouse.
Sources within the parliamentary chambers describe the usually reserved MP’s courageous testimony as jaw-dropping. Namukuta recounted five brutal “Jet Li-inspired” beatings, blaming her husband’s kung fu moves for her numerous bruises.
Rumors suggest her husband’s excessive kung fu movie watching has honed his roundhouse kicks.
“I didn’t support the Ssekikubo motion, and he went full Bruce Lee on me!” Namukuta confessed, appealing to Deputy Speaker Thomas Tayebwa for protection.
“Please, lend me a bodyguard or two; I’ll even settle for a nightclub bouncer!”
The revelation sparked whispers among MPs about a potential “Jet Li Protection Program” for parliamentarians.Namukuta’s courageous stand has sparked intense debate.
When asked if she’d support future motions, she quipped, “If it stops the flying kicks at home, I’m all in!”
Insiders hint that Namukuta’s next move may be introducing The Domestic Chuck Norris Deterrence Act.Will Namukuta’s bravery inspire change?
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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